Past Perfect Senses

[a totally uncalled for, baseless, and by all means inappropriate re-cast of Grease, etc.; but now that that's been said ---]


"Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself?"

--- Neil Young, Tell Me Why

No. Of course not. In fact, if I were asked nicely, I would, to play

in a post-high school (and post-law school)

throw in

with her effortless talent and excellent timing,

as good Sandy:

and as bad Sandy:

and

a most well-proportioned man with the sweetest spot

as jock Danny:

and as Jesus:

C!?!?

Well, he can dance:

or at least balance himself on water (-blue rubber hardcourts), you know.

I, in case of a fall:

"...could get back up if you insist
but you will have to ask politely
yes, you'll have to ask politely
yes, you'll have to ask..."

--- Aimee Mann, The Fall of the World's Own Optimist


And finally I, when requested earnestly,

would give my finger-prickin' blood for science (Biology 10),

and give an arm

and a leg

for art.


And so. No. Actually, I'd do these (and have already done these) for nothing at all. But I really just like when people are nice.

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Photos 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 from
http://www.maratsafin.com, http://www.christina-applegate.org, http://superiorpics.com. Arm photo by R; stamp by P.